Wednesday, 3 July 2013

[Outfit Post] Porno Paparazzi Girl


If you really think I'm crazy you're going to have to take my unicorn for a date. Don't try to get fresh because he will spit all over your pride and trample your "action figure" collection. It's not easy having the sharpest of horns but it's even harder to bound from moon rock to moon rock when your lunar boots don't have silver spikes. You feel me?

Beanie:  Edgars - Waterfall Cardigan: Mr Price (click here) - Denim Shirt: Mr Price - Denim Shorts: LEGiT - Criss-Cross - Tights: Ackerman's - Boots: Footwork at Zando (click here)


 So I'm loving this really dark purple nail polish from Essence. It doesn't have a name but it's number 49. You can find it at any Dischem or Clicks and I highly recommend you buy it. Unless you enjoy being miserable and lame. Then see ya!
We had such an amazing day at Gold Reef City. And there's Instagram evidence to back this up, yo. I didn't take my camera because every time I take something cool to Gold Reef City (besides my cool ass self) I lose it. It's like the theme park gods hate me (example: today, I lost one of the two heart pendants I wear almost everyday). As per usual there were a lot of ratchet kids there (damn you, theme park gods) and the line for Tower of Terror, quite possibly the most amazing ride ever (it never stops instilling fear into my pancreas), was longer than any note Mariah Carey could sing. I'd also like to clarify that I love Chip 'n' Dip. I stand by Chip 'n' Dip. I'm ride-or-die for Chip 'n' Dip. But I can't stand long lines. So from time to time I may get really awful chips from King Pie that are covered in chutney (which I thought was barbecue) because there was just that, tomato sauce (yuck), mustard (uch) and chili (not today).

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back.
Flipping my blonde hair back, porno paparazzi girl -
I don't wanna be a stupid girl!

Khenzo xx

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